~sigh~ It seems like even Deviantart has to be infected by ignorant, argumentative, and worthless people that have nothing better to do with their time than insult those that are actually worth something. There's an old saying that people like you should pay greater attention to: If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all. In your case, it seems that you should probably never speak again.
Can't say I do. And I wouldn't want to take away from your apparent fascination with the... rear end. Obviously, with a name like AssholeTurdlinger - though with your propensity for throwing nastiness around it should have been AssholeTurdFlinger - you are the one with a liking for it in ways that aren't really natural.
This is one of your better ones, in my opinion. You can see some personality and expression in his face and I like the multiple textures that are spread throughout him, but it still comes across smooth